How to Jumpstart a Car with an AK-47… or Two Other Unusual Jumpstarts for Normal People
There has been much talk in recent years about banning AK-47s and other assault weapons. But those who want to ban assault weapons seem to be forgetting one very important thing:
If those kinds of weapons are banned, how are we going to jumpstart our cars?
Huh? You heard me. Take a look at this very short video and watch as these gentlemen charge a dead battery using parts from an AK-47. I’m guessing they needed to get this car running so they wouldn’t be late for their charity work.
Now, to be honest, it might be a tad stressful for people around you in a mall parking lot if you suddenly pull out an AK-47 while standing next to your car with its hood up.
You know how people tend to jump to conclusions. They might not realize that all you want to do is jumpstart your car. You should be prepared for a lot of screaming, hiding behind cars and calls to 911.
To your survival,
Frank Bates
P.S. So, now you know that it’s possible to jumpstart your car with a series of Double A batteries soldered together, although it will take a while to accomplish. You also know it’s possible to jumpstart your car with an AK-47, but you may have to put up with a lot of yelling and police showing up to arrest you. Your best solution is the Patriot Power Hub. Happy motoring!
I came over to comment on the email. If you live in a state blessed with open carry, don’t be an ass and call 911 like a liberal anti-gun putz. Now, if they are wearing foreign uniforms blue helmets, and/or speaking arabic, or something equally unintelligible, pull out your own rifle and ask them whazz up.
Dear Frank,
CRAZY!!!! But, whatever it take to improvise and overcome!
I would have at least unloaded the gun before running power through them, just in case!
God Bless,
Orrin