Fifty-Six Years Later, Government-Produced Survival Crackers Still Taste… Awful
WATCH THE 4PATRIOTS TEAM TASTE-TEST 56-YEAR-OLD SURVIVAL RATIONS HERE:
Many of our readers recall the Fifties and Sixties very well. It was a tumultuous time in our country’s history. The Vietnam War, college campus protests, racial tensions and political assassinations dominated the news.
But the thing that really had Americans living on edge was the Cold War. Threats of a nuclear attack against us by the U.S.S.R. resulted in school children practicing duck and cover drills. And families building fallout shelters and storing non-perishable food and water.
In response, one of the foods the U.S. government came up with was the all-purpose survival cracker. Due to its long shelf life, it was considered a nutritional solution for life after a nuclear blast.
More on those crackers in a moment. Including how they taste 56 years later.
Grandma’s Pantry Survival Stockpile
In 1955, President Dwight Eisenhower’s Federal Civil Defense Administration launched a propaganda campaign called “Grandma’s Pantry.”
Every household was encouraged to have a seven-day supply of food and water available. Just in case an attack occurred.
Sears, Roebuck and Company displayed government-produced Grandma’s Pantry exhibits in 500 of its stores. They encouraged people to stock up on Campbell’s Soup, boxes of cornflakes, Hawaiian Punch, Tang, candy bars and other items.
Women’s magazines published articles with headlines such as, “Take these steps now to save your family.”
Doomsday Food Mass Produced
But the government realized these efforts would fall far short of protecting most Americans after a nuclear attack. So, they determined to come up with shelters.
And a “Doomsday food” that could feed millions… at least for a while.
This food needed to be nutritious and inexpensive. Also, easy to eat, shelf stable and reproducible at a mass scale.
Forget about taste, visual appeal and attractive packaging. The unspoken mantra was, “Keep it simple, stupid.”
Bulgur Chosen for Long Shelf Life
A 1958 study by the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Department of Health, Education and Welfare resulted in the recommendation of a single food item.
Known as “bulgur,” it was selected because it is processed from whole grain wheat. Which is plentiful in the U.S.
Bulgur is nutty, nutritious, high in fiber and safe. It’s also not expensive and very palatable.
A government report at the time stated, “… a long shelf life may well be the single most important criterion for choosing bulgur in a stockpiling program.”
Doomsday Diet – Only 37 Cents a Day
The Department of Agriculture eventually decided on crackers as the best medium for bulgur-wheat rations in a bunker scenario.
Here’s an image of the actual “Doomsday Food” packaging:
New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller said that a day’s worth of these crackers ran 37 cents per person.
The government called its creation the “All-Purpose Survival Cracker.”
They tested these crackers 52 months later. That’s four years and four months. According to a report, there was a “discernable but inconsequential decrease” in flavor.
Taking One for the Team
Fast forward 56 years. We decided to acquire a box of these survival crackers here at 4Patriots. Just to see how the quality and taste would stand up.
When the box arrived, we knew we had received the real deal. On the side was the wording: “Survival Supplies Furnished by Office of Civil Defense, Department of Defense.” Also, “Civil Defense, Survival Ration Cracker… Date of Pack: 1962.”
A couple of our people volunteered to be the guinea pigs. Watch the video at the top of this post to see their reactions when they open up the container and bite into this Cold War survival food.
One of them described the taste as “wood-like” with a “paint smell.”
Another said the taste reminded him of what a Ritz cracker would taste like if it sat in the back of a hot car for about eight years.
Have a quick laugh as you watch their faces while they try to manage to swallow that first bite.
Survival Food’s Come Leaps and Bounds Since 1962
Needless to say, we’ve learned a lot over the past 10 years or so about how to keep food fresh.
Our latest survival food innovation, Emergency Food Bars, are also a ready-to-eat survival food. Just like the government survival crackers. But one huge difference is that they taste great.
Anytime you can’t prepare a meal, you can survive on these tasty food bars.
Each Food Bar has 400 nutrient-dense calories, is full of vitamins and minerals, and won’t make you thirsty. And best of all, it tastes like a delicious cookie!
Here’s what customers have to say about our emergency food bars:
Lisa K. loves the taste:
“They taste like a dense lemon shortcake breakfast type bar. They don’t leave you feeling thirsty, which is also good in an emergency when water might be rationed.”
B.P. says a single bar really fills him up:
“They taste really good and are quite filling. They taste like a cookie dough or pound cake with a very sweet flavor. One of the 400-calorie blocks REALLY makes you feel full. They are also chalked full of vitamins and nutrients as well.”
4Patriots Emergency Food Bars require no heat, cooking, or prep of any kind. They also come with a 5-year shelf life, and a mountain of nutrition with every bite.
I agree with the first comment. I know the food is for emergencies but I bought some. I have been diabetic which runs on both sides of my family. I am on shots and pills. Along with other diabetics trying to prepare for when the SHTF it would be very nice and convenient if you could make ready to eat meals for diabetics. We do know the meds we take will not be available for ever.
Emergency food is a great idea but the problem is that 1 in 3 people are diabetic and these rations or Emergency meals are loaded with carbs and sugar. As a diabetic I think I will only have the choice of starvation or diabetic coma…
WHY STOCKPILE YOUR LEMONSHORT BREAD BARS IF THEY ONLY LAST 5 YEARS? IN NAM WE LIVED ON FOOD 25-30 YEARS OLD. I CALLED IT MY DADS LEFTOVERS FROM WORLD WAR TWO…….
I’ve not seen the ingredient list for your new super bars, but I expect they can’t be consumed by people like me and my family. Such bars would need to be gluten free (no wheat, rye, etc.), soy free, corn free. And the person making the recipe needs to be aware of all the sneaky places corn, soy, and wheat can hide, like maltodextrin (generally corn based.) Other sensitivities (not ours fortunately) are eggs, nuts, milk. So, please come up with a bar we — and others — can eat, which also tastes good!
someone needs to tell them what a p-38 is ???
IT’s a can opener. Comes in two sizes or it is an airoplain
Keep up the good work…I’m from Delaware. We don’t get the extreme weather as y’all… But do like your products. If I could afford to I’d stock pile your excellent products… T y
You guys should try some C-RATIONS with “JOHN WAYNE” bars in them!! The only good thing I found about them was they had some kind of chocolate in their make up!! But they were not as dry as those card board crackers you ate! They were an acquired taste as well!!
I made the mistake of letting my Mom tryyou food now every time the UPS man comes she wants to see if it is more food I told her it’s for emergencies and she said it is a serious poblem I am hungry LOL I knew I will have to order more I may go looking for some 1962 crackers
Ha! That’s great, David. Other people have told us the same thing. Some like the taste so much they don’t want to wait for a crisis.
Can you guys get your hands on any of those C-rations that we got in the Marines back in 1971-1977? We loved the cracker/cookie/hardtack and the hard chocolate disc that came as a dessert. And those “Seasoned Pork chunks” affectionately nicknamed “Red Death”? Maybe you guys could come up with a reasonable facsimile of each since there are so many of us that have deja vu flashbacks about eating them.
Well, gotta love Allan and Chad for taking one for the Patriots! Do you have a video of these guys about nine hours after eating those crackers? I read somewhere that the Government chose bulgar wheat because it will keep you regular…that is regularly running for the head. It is said that bulgar wheat will run through you like a chihuahua through Pusan, Korea, in 1953. In any case, thanks for the demo. With the impressive survival skills displayed by both of these guys, maybe you could offer us a video telling us how to open a can with a butter knife!
Thanks as always to 4Patriots for always finding new ways to help us prepare for the future, because ready not not, it is coming! I couldn’t be more pleased with everything I have obtained from you and am looking forward to more!
Don: Thanks for your feedback! You’re so right about the “lingering” effects of eating that stuff. ;-p I felt queasy all day and couldn’t get the taste out of my mouth no matter what else I ate or drank. So glad you like your 4Pats products and thank you for your support!
This video is way cool. BUT! You didn’t give us the most important information. How MUCH did you pay for that package of 56 year old survival crackers. Must be unique–I just went on Ebay, and I didn’t see any on there! Cool experiment!
Fee: Glad you liked the video! We spent $143.99 for the package of 56-year survival crackers on E-Bay, plus shipping which was surprisingly expensive because of the weight. I just checked E-Bay and found a similar but smaller package for the bargain price of $20.00 https://www.ebay.com/itm/Civil-Defense-Survival-Crackers-the-Kroger-Company-tin-7lbs-434-crackers-tin/183425264185?_trkparms=aid%3D777003%26algo%3DDISCL.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20131230161411%26meid%3Db9dfd77c2ccd4a7e86f5cf081d934fe3%26pid%3D100012%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D7%26sd%3D351845760719%26itm%3D183425264185&_trksid=p2047675.c100012.m1985
Shortbread sounds great, however the shelf life isnt so great!